The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.
A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
I was never one of those people who thought, 'What I really want to do is direct.' It never occurred to me.
My life isn't that dramatic. My dad really loves me, he just can't talk on the phone. He's too crippled and shy, and that's almost harder. He's there and he loves me, and I try and try and try, it's just impossible to have a relationship.