A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day.
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.
A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.
I am one of the few actresses who isn't recognized by the way she looks. I'm recognized by the way I talk