In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.

No one was jumping up and saying, 'Yeah, let me give you money.' I had never held a camera in my hand - a home video camera, nothing. I had not directed.

Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.

'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.