There were days that I literally had no reason to get out of bed. It just was so destructive for me.

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day.

'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.