The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day.
For women in their 30s, it's so hard to get good parts.
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.