Data, data everywhere, but not a thought to think.

In the stock market... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons.

Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet."

The fashion pages have always baffled me. In my opinion, the articles appear to be full of gobbledygook as to make the astrology column seem factual by comparison.

So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers.

I think, therefore I laugh.

When asked why he doesn't believe in astrology, the logician Raymond Smullyan responds that he's a Gemini and Geminis never believe in astrology.