When asked why he doesn't believe in astrology, the logician Raymond Smullyan responds that he's a Gemini and Geminis never believe in astrology.

The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P].

I think, therefore I laugh.

We ourselves are co-called non-linear dynamical systems... I don't feel quite so pathetic when I interrupt a project to check on some obscure web site or newsgroup or derive an iota of cheer by getting rid of pocketful of change.

Certainty a strange Ferris wheel of a statement!

The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.

Uncertainty would be the only certainty there's, and realizing how to stay with insecurity could be the only protection