When asked why he doesn't believe in astrology, the logician Raymond Smullyan responds that he's a Gemini and Geminis never believe in astrology.

The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P].

In the stock market... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons.

I think, therefore I laugh.

Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature.

There is something inhuman and vaguely pornographic about statistics... Pornography, on the other hand, with its loosely bound sequences of storyless sexual couplings often has the feel of a statistical survey.

Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security