Certainty a strange Ferris wheel of a statement!

In the stock market... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons.

Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet."

Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security

Data, data everywhere, but not a thought to think.

There is something inhuman and vaguely pornographic about statistics... Pornography, on the other hand, with its loosely bound sequences of storyless sexual couplings often has the feel of a statistical survey.

The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P].