In the stock market... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons.

Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature.

We ourselves are co-called non-linear dynamical systems... I don't feel quite so pathetic when I interrupt a project to check on some obscure web site or newsgroup or derive an iota of cheer by getting rid of pocketful of change.

Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet."

The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P].

I think, therefore I laugh.

So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers.