In the stock market... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons.

The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.

Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet."

I think, therefore I laugh.

So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers.

The fashion pages have always baffled me. In my opinion, the articles appear to be full of gobbledygook as to make the astrology column seem factual by comparison.

Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security