​Live the truth and everything else will fall into place.

​When suddenly you find yourself on the wrong highway, perhaps it's time for a new job, or some new friends. It's your life - live it.

The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

Don't judge people you don't know. You have no idea what they've been through, and you may waste an opportunity to make a new friend.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

Why waste precious time and energy trying to be someone you're not when you can put it to much better use simply being yourself?

If finding true love was easy we'd all have a lot more free time.