The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

​To go where you're wishing you could go, first you must tie your shoes and step off the porch.

Point your feet in the direction you want to go and your life will follow.

When chasing a dream, make sure the price is truly worth paying - if it is, go for it, if not, tweak your dream a little and then go for it.

Most people who succeed in life have no clue that what they are trying to achieve is impossible.

Why waste precious time and energy trying to be someone you're not when you can put it to much better use simply being yourself?