Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

Some people burn all of their energy helping themselves, while some use all of it helping others. The happiest among us do a little of both.

If finding true love was easy we'd all have a lot more free time.

People who believe in ghosts think that dead people can walk through locked doors. Nonsense - they have to use a key like the rest of us.

To never aspire to excellence means to never fully comprehend the amount of work required to achieve it.

Point your feet in the direction you want to go and your life will follow.

​To go where you're wishing you could go, first you must tie your shoes and step off the porch.