After a hard day, try to think of something good about it before you go to sleep - the result may surprise you.

Most people who succeed in life have no clue that what they are trying to achieve is impossible.

​When suddenly you find yourself on the wrong highway, perhaps it's time for a new job, or some new friends. It's your life - live it.

The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

Relationships are like apples: they can be sweet and satisfying. But once you bite into a bad one, it's hard to go back to the barrel again.

People who believe in ghosts think that dead people can walk through locked doors. Nonsense - they have to use a key like the rest of us.

When chasing a dream, make sure the price is truly worth paying - if it is, go for it, if not, tweak your dream a little and then go for it.