Some people burn all of their energy helping themselves, while some use all of it helping others. The happiest among us do a little of both.

If finding true love was easy we'd all have a lot more free time.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

When the road you're on begins to crumble, forge ahead - better it crumble behind you than ahead of you.

Most people who succeed in life have no clue that what they are trying to achieve is impossible.

The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

Some people burn all of their energy helping themselves, while some use all of it helping others. The happiest among us do a little of both.