In your 20s, you feel like you're indestructible...In your 30s, you think...I'll be around here a little longer, so I'm going to take better care of myself.
Grab a brew... don't cost nothin'.
I may be gone, but Rock and Roll lives on.
On stage is the only place where I really know what I'm doing.
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.
Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.