Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.
We’re on a mission from God.
I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?
On stage is the only place where I really know what I'm doing.
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.
I hate Illinois Nazis.