We don't need no stinking badges!

It's all false pressure; you put the heat on yourself, you get it from the networks and record companies and movie studios. You put more pressure on yourself to make everything that much harder.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.

Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.

We’re on a mission from God.

Work is no longer challenging.