I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
In your 20s, you feel like you're indestructible...In your 30s, you think...I'll be around here a little longer, so I'm going to take better care of myself.
I may be gone, but Rock and Roll lives on.
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.
Work is no longer challenging.