Norfolk would not be Norfolk without a church tower on the horizon or round a corner up a lane. We cannot spare a single Norfolk church. When a church has been pulled down the country seems empty or is like a necklace with a jewel missing.

History must not be written with bias, and both sides must be given, even if there is only one side.

On out deathbeds we're not going to regret all the work we didn't do. We're going to regret all the sex we didn't have!

And now, dear Lord, I cannot wait Because I have a luncheon date.

Lovers of Norfolk churches can never agree which is the best and I think one is either a Salle or a Cawston man.

I don't think I am any good. If I thought I was any good, I wouldn't be.

Oh Wasn't it naughty of Smudges? Oh, Mummy, I'm sick with disgust. She threww me in front of the judges, And my silly old collar-bone's bust.