TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle.

I'm a homebody. If I'm not working I'm with my family being a dad.

I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I'm given on Scrubs... often on short notice!

If you watch 'E.T.' and say that there are holes in the story because this alien lands, then don't go to the movie! It drives me insane.

I got my Equity card from an audition out of Backstage. We did 'Guys and Dolls' and 'Kismet.'

I wanted to be Red Barber, Mel Allen or Howard Cosell. I loved their personalities and all of their sounds.

I like to be in waiting rooms with people as they're auditioning, because their terror calms me.