A lot of the stuff that I say doesn't even make TV because it gets cut out. So if you're at the live events you get to hear what I have to say, but if you're watching on TV, you're only getting about 50% of it.

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!!

For the past 9 years, the WWE has been my home!

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

Lita on the other hand, she's rated NC-17, which means No Cold sores in 17 days.