Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan, Apparently he just got hired by wwe...And would like me to watch his first match tonight in salisbury md, I'll be there.

Me Brock Lesnar. Here comes the pain. God built me strong. Forget to give me brain.

A true champion is not judged by how much he or she is admired, but by how well they can stand at the face of adversity.

This Fruity Pebble that ya dealin' with, I ain't ya average jabroni. I'm like a big purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me.

I don't have any elaborate uniforms; I come to the ring in a T-shirt, a pair of sneakers and some shorts.

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!