You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!

Welcome to Smackdown. This is where the franchise plays. That's Tazz, he's a thug. And that's Michael Cole, he's gay.

Thank you guys. Thank you for never giving up on me.

And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets!

When you are surrounded by people who are much better than you, you have two choices: You can sh*t the bed, and the performance can go to hell. Or you can step up and rise to the occasion.

I don't play a character. It's totally just an extension of myself.

I'm just surrounded by awesome funny folks and really creative people. I'm learning, every day. There's not a day that I step on set that I don't have fun. It's a pretty good deal.