You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!

Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan, Apparently he just got hired by wwe...And would like me to watch his first match tonight in salisbury md, I'll be there.

I think every year, my role changes. And I am an open house for advice, for anyone to use. It's just a matter of asking questions.

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

My home is at the WWE. I truly do love performing. The atmosphere here isn't like anything else. It's truly where I belong.

There's those who talk about it. And there's those who BE about it!

You get my point now? Coz before I thought you missed it. I'ma viagra triple shot, you just a limp bizkit. WORD LIFE.