Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they have a better idea.
The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.
I have one head that wants to be good, And one that wants to be bad. And always, as soon as I get up, One of my heads is sad.
There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
The reader deserves an honest opinion. If he doesn't deserve it, give it to him anyhow.