There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a "World Championship", we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.

Laughter is the best creative medicine.

...when you collaborate with someone else on something creative, you get to places that you would never get to on your own. The way an idea builds as it careens back and forth between good writers is so unpredictable. Sometimes it depends on people misunderstanding each other, and that's why I don't think there's any such thing as a mistake in the creative process. You never know where it might lead.

I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got.

Nothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.