I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.

You can't make Christ funny. He's self-aware, he's too flexible within the situation. It's rigidity, it's when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny.

The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!

Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers - which is why almost no technology ever works.

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

Laughter is the best creative medicine.

I get bored easily. I've been bored most of my life.