What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it.

By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire.

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

I think that I feel an indignation when I don't understand something.