What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it.

Telling people how to be creative is easy - being creative is difficult.

It’s only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.

In Britain, girls seem to be either bright or attractive. In America, that's not the case. They're both.

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

I could take an umbrella and balance it on my chin or on my foot. And I just got interested in that kind of thing. And as I played games more and more and got stronger physically, I just became more coordinated.

English television from the Fifties to the Nineties was the least bad in the world, and now it's just as bad as it is anywhere.