The Americans are so much more positive. They are much more in love with success. In Britain, they're a fairly envious bunch, and they love it if you fail.
How to defend yourself against a banana
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.
What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.
For those wondering how to deal with anxiety and depression, the first thing to consider is what you're putting into your mouth.