The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.
The writing is the most important bit, and performing it is just closing the circle because I'm less likely to screw it up than anyone else.
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
How to defend yourself against a banana
Laughter destroys any divisions between people.
Muslims, who have a completely different value system, come to the West, then they should accept that there are certain basic values in the West intrinsic to our culture. Just as I wouldn't suggest that any Westerner walk down the streets of Saudi Arabia in a bikini.