If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
Laughter is a force for democracy.
It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.
I don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like.
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.