There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a "World Championship", we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.
John CleeseFilming is like a long air journey: there's so much hanging around and boredom that they keep giving you food.
John CleeseFor those wondering how to deal with anxiety and depression, the first thing to consider is what you're putting into your mouth.
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