When people say 'I'm not a prude, but ...' what they mean is 'I am a prude, and ...'.

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Would you take a billion dollars, if as part of the deal the Earth were made uninhabitable a year after your death? ... well, of course not; you care about your friends, above all your children, any grandchildren. But ... what if the deal calls for the planet to be poisoned a thousand years later? We feel strong obligations to generations in the near future - should we not feel the same way about our children's great-grandchildren and generations beyond them?

For those wondering how to deal with anxiety and depression, the first thing to consider is what you're putting into your mouth.

When you do comedy in front of an audience, they are the ones who tell you whether it's funny or not and which bits are funny and which bits need to be fixed.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?