If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.
John CleeseTechnology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers - which is why almost no technology ever works.
John CleeseI find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
John CleeseMost of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as opposed to a person.
John Cleese