I have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

If you want to know who your friends are, have a major failure.

And now for something completely different...

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.

I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references.

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.