He who laughs most, learns best.

Some actors, I think, want to feel that they are as creative as the writer. And the answer is, frankly, they're not.

I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

I don't want to have to start being unselfish again. The great thing about being on your own is you do what you damned well like.

I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent of celebrity autobiographies are ghostwritten?

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.