Tension is wonderful for making people laugh.

I don't understand why very, very rich people want to have even more money than they've already got.

I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 warehouses full of chocolate, you'd think I was insane. All these rich guys are insane, obsessive compulsive twits obsessed with money - money is all they think about - they're all nuts.

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.