I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London.

The writing is the most important bit, and performing it is just closing the circle because I'm less likely to screw it up than anyone else.

I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.

England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

The British fans are liable to suddenly be talking to you about something that you don't know how you got into the conversation. I think it's something to do with the fact that they've been watching you for so many years sort of you telling your story.

I don't want to hurt people.