Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies
John CleeseThe trouble with the British is that they are not interested in ideas. If Jesus came back today and offered to speak for an hour on British television, they would say, "What! Another talking head?
John CleeseI have a tendency sometimes to get too logical with what I'm writing, just because I want it to be kind of perfect.
John CleeseThe main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.
John CleeseAlthough I had good hand-eye coordination, I was so tall and skinny and muscularly weak that I just was not well coordinated. But what I started to do quite early on was watch some of the great old silent comedians, like Laurel and Hardy and Chaplin, and then later on Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton.
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