I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.

I learned a lot of things about literature talking to people at the publishing company. Did you know that about 90 percent of celebrity autobiographies are ghostwritten?

All humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.

It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue.