The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.

Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

Everything in comedy's got to be exactly right, which is why making a comedic film is kind of a difficult process, because, for most of the two years of shooting it and editing it and reshooting and all of that, it's not quite right. And it's only when you just at the end, you put the final polish on it, it becomes really funny again.

The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor

You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him enter regional distribution codes in data field 97 to facilitate regression analysis on the back end.

Too many people confuse being serious with being solemn.