Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

My views are heretical to people who believe in political correctness.

Muslims, who have a completely different value system, come to the West, then they should accept that there are certain basic values in the West intrinsic to our culture. Just as I wouldn't suggest that any Westerner walk down the streets of Saudi Arabia in a bikini.

I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with.

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.