Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.

Laughter is the best creative medicine.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

No hope for planet at all. But I will be gone before the planet is gone, so it's your problem.

The writing is the most important bit, and performing it is just closing the circle because I'm less likely to screw it up than anyone else.

By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire.