Because, as we all know, it’s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important things that are not urgent, like thinking. And it’s also easier to do little things we know we can do than to start on big things that we’re not so sure about.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at it as a writer and when the writing thing is OK and I'm happy with it, then I put on my actor's hat.

I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.

My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing this I'd be making documentaries about wildlife and other subjects that interest me.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.