When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

I think there are so many activities going on, like mountaineering. You know, you would pay good money not to have to do that, and yet there are people racing out who want to spend their spare time clambering up rocks.

I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

When I was in school, I was beaten every 30 minutes. It never did me any harm except for some psychological mal-adjustments and blurred vision.

When you get to my age, and I'm 66 now, you realize that the world is a madhouse and that most people are operating in fantasy anyway. So once you realise that, it doesn't bother you much.