I've always called myself a writer/performer, not an actor because I basically write what I perform.
John CleeseAlthough I had good hand-eye coordination, I was so tall and skinny and muscularly weak that I just was not well coordinated. But what I started to do quite early on was watch some of the great old silent comedians, like Laurel and Hardy and Chaplin, and then later on Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton.
John CleeseAll humour is critical, you know? You make stupid jokes. I mean, stupidity is an infirmity, isn't it?
John Cleese