By watching the great, old comedians I picked up a few tricks about how to do physical comedy. And whenever I could learn something, I sort of added that to my repertoire.

When we hold a World Championship for a particular sport, we invite teams from other countries to play as well.

Filming is like a long air journey: there's so much hanging around and boredom that they keep giving you food.

I've always found life quite difficult to explain to people or to myself.

I was always a sports nut but I've lost interest now in whether one bunch of mercenaries in north London is going to beat another bunch of mercenaries from west London.

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

The World is insane. With tiny spots of sanity, here and there... Not the other way around!