To be creative you must create a space for yourself where you can be undisturbed... separate from everyday concerns.
John CleeseIf life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
John CleeseWhen you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.
John CleeseIf I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.
John Cleese