Texas women have an amazing sense of purpose when they lose it. They're the best girls in the world - they're loyal and fun, but when they get mad, they'll try to kill you.

If you're going to get into social criticism with absurdity and satire, you can't be politically correct when you do that.

I was raised Catholic until I was old enough to say no.

I never wanted to come off as self-important.

If you're a movie star, there's a cycle you go through: adoration, adulation, you're used, and then you're discarded. And it happens again and again, always in that sequence.

I've seen the people who talk about their love lives in print invariably have doomed relationships with the person they're talking about.

I'm not making any plans. I'm just going to let the universe surprise me.