I don't care what anybody says. The first tournament is not the hardest one to win. It's always the second one.

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

Stories match the way our species thinks. Equally important, stories are something we share - everyone everywhere tells stories and oddly enough, in the same way. It all probably started around some campfire a million years ago.

I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

I don't care what anybody says. The first tournament is not the hardest one to win. It's always the second one.

I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.