I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
I know there's a lot of guys who would love to see me fail. Well, good. Let 'em. I'm glad.
Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.
I wasn't this nervous playing golf when I was drinking. It's the first tournament I've won on the PGA Tour in a sober manner, so it's a great feeling knowing I can do it sober. I don't think two years ago I could have pulled this off.
My slogan is who needs fitness when you've got great equipment.
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.