He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.

There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.

Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not gambling, it's eating anything from burgers, doughnuts to M&Ms. The only addiction I don't suffer from is chasing women.

Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

Nobody can know what's in my heart. Nobody can know what I'm thinking. I know what I've got to do.

I don't care what anybody says. The first tournament is not the hardest one to win. It's always the second one.