Whether I'm shooting 10-under or 10-over I have to realize people have come a long way to see me play. I can't be back-handing putts.

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.

How you frame an issue shapes how it is viewed by others. Great advocates frame their ideas as problems that need solutions.

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my blood.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.